Programmers may run out of patience and inspiration but they will never run out 
of tools to use.
The biggest constraint is your brain.
Is that clear, or less murky?
Please indent or I'll indent your skulls with a chair.
If I wanted to make something user friendly, I wouldn't use a computer.
Who wants life without pressure? A vacuum I suppose.
There's no comparison in economics.
Don't you wish I was here. I know I do.
We are all slaves of some sort.
A gazillion is two to the gazillion minus one.
Grep this.
Memory is a terrible thing to waste. Whipping is a good thing.
I'm too clever for my own good.
Russell McLelland couldn't straighten out a clothesline.
We won't go there. Too late, we're there.
Don't get me started on recursion.
Big massive mother trucking programs.
But I digress.
It's like taking home a new phone and pressing the redial button.
You read the book. What are you, a pervert? 
Linked lists. It sounds like a sausage factory.
To be creative, you must have something to overcome.
The term common sense tends to get over used.
Logic is a way of rationalizing things.
Logic is artificially imposed rules that work in all situations.
If a thought ever crossed your mind, it would die of loneliness.
I had a thought, once.
How cheap can you get, you wrote it yourself?
I design things because I don't have time not to design things.
When you're 19 in this country, you are legal to do stuff like drink, vote, 
swear and smoke.
Let's not jump off the deep end of the peer. This is not C.
Eleven is not equal to ten. They're different.
This book has been around since 81. Well, not this book.
Why didn't the Egyptians build cones?
You marry someone, then you have to live with them.
Rum and coke. It's rotting sugar cane with Coca-Cola in it.
Don't play with chainsaws while drunk.
Theoretically, we can't fly but practically we can.
We fly like bricks and land like watermelons.
I said to myself, Bill, time for another scotch.
We all have to make a living somehow.
Am I moving or are you moving? Who cares?
I'd rather have a friend that is a communist than a nerd.
I don't want to serve humans. I want to serve machines.
Tammy Faye is the ugliest woman I've ever seen. She makes Camilla look good.
She looks like a 90-year-old with a new paint job.
Nobody bothers making jokes about C. It's already a joke.
What fix did you use?
Every time you do something good, you may have also done something bad.
I'll do that next week when I need a masochistic fix.
C is like an industrial secrecy language. If you can figure it out, you deserve 
it.
It's so high up that he could burn up on the way down.
You've just won the Tim Horton' s franchise in Middleton. Oh no!
It's easy to interchange classes in which you do nothing.
You've been watching Sesame Street and your mind is poisoned.
One person's good old days are not necessarily someone else's good old days.
This is Cobol for Dummies, not Cobol for geniuses.
Guinness is like styrofoam with molasses on it. Quite a price to pay for 3% 
alcohol.
How many monkeys would it take to write Shakespeare in Love? One, it's been 
done.
Tinkie Winkie, he's an odd number.
There's a lot of Tinkie Winkie's in the world. They're just in closets.
If I lived 15 minutes away, I'd go home for lunch. No I wouldn't, I'd have to 
make it myself.
We're a pestilence on the face of the globe.
Most people don't remember their customer number but they should remember their 
name.
Sometimes exotic things aren't necessarily that great. They can give you 
heartburn and indigestion.
I don't want to know everything. Where would I put it all?
I would highly unrecommend it.
Imagine being hit by a 32-pound cannonball. Ouch, that hurts.
The information was posted on the Internet, so it must be true.
When it comes down to it, sometimes you have to get imperical.
So sue me. So lasso me.
Did you live here all your life? Not yet.
You have a donut at home? How old is it?
I've won a gagnez.
If we didn't have compilers, we'd have to write everything in Assembly Language. 
If we didn't have assemblers, we'd have to write everything in machine language. 
If we didn't have machine language, we'd have to write everything in C.
Let's teach the turtle a new word. No Johnny, not that word.
Complexity is its own worst enemy.
A lot of swapping going on. Sounds like an LA house party.
Remember "Fraggle Rock". That was a heap.
The smallest one can't have any children. It's a law of nature.
The "Windows" version is perverted.
There are many things that remind me of the "Motrin" pain commercials.
People are intrinsically good. Ha Ha.
You don't use a sledgehammer to put finishing nails into a picture frame. 
You don't use a bulldozer to rake your back yard.
Standardization flies in the face of innovation.
I want a trillion dollars. A.J Harry
The Quicksort, the fastest sort in the west.