This is a mock up of a medical exam. Please don't take this seriously. Have fun and see just how fit you are.
Name:
Country:
Sex:
Male
Female
Yes Please
Age:
0-20
21-30
29
Still 29
31-40
41-50
51-None of your darn business
Weight:
Less than 100
100-130
130-150
150-200
200+
Pounds
Are you currently taking medication?
Yes
No
Do you smoke?
Yes
Just second hand.
Are you pregnant?
Yes
No
I'm male, what do you think?
Have you ever used illegal drugs?
Yes
I didn't inhale.
If you have used drugs, who was your dealer?
Are you sick?
Yes
No
Cough
Are you an alcoholic?
Chug
No
Only on weekends.
Have you EVER had a pimple?
Yes
Yes
Do you have trouble getting
it
up?
Yes
Just before coffee.
Do you have AIDS?
Yes
No
Maybe
Have you ever used a suppository?
Yes
No
If so, did you like it?
Yes
You can't prove it!
Are you married?
Sigh
No
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Created by
Jesse Smith
2002.