1. "... oh I'll do that until my wrist gets limp!"

2. "There are reasons for using HEX other then being 
esoteric & ivory-towerish but those are good reasons 
too."


3. "Computers are stupid machines, they can only 
run computer programs. Well, I guess they can be 
used as door stops. Or tossed out a window to hurt 
someone. Or loaded into a catapult and fired at a 
castle. But they're made to run programs."


4. "That's why there are programmers--to make computers 
more useful than just being door stops and ammunition."


5. "You can try typing in 666... it's a virus... 
the SATAN virus."


6. "My Barbie doll head fell off... 'Buy another 
one', that's the kind of mercenary world we're living 
in... or you could just pretend she's Mary Queen 
of Scots!"


7. (talking about arrays) "I'm all excited! Well 
almost..."


8. (using arrays in FOR loops) "Suddenly you have 
infinite power... What a rush. Better than four bottles 
of Coke... or four grams of coke."


9. "Your going to begin to appreciate the PASCAL 
compiler when your using the C compiler because the 
C compiler usually seems to be aspiring against you."


10. "Back in the Greek times the popular letters 
weren't  R S T L N E like in Wheel of Fortune as 
you may think. Vanna was different too... a lot younger, 
but she was still around." 


11. "Teach the turtle a new word. Teach the turtle 
a new word. Anyone heard of Logo?"


12. "Ok, arrays... get down on your hands and knees 
and say to your boss, 'I want a raise'."


13. "Mark FOR. Marky Mark. Whose Marky Mark? ... 
he was Marky Mark. Now he's the artist formerly known 
as Marky Mark. Better than Keanu Reeves..."


14. "I was in a hurry so I used STUD_LIST instead 
of STUDENT_LIST. Of course it only applies to some 
of you, not all of you."


15. "We all have our bad days. Looking at someone 
else's code can make it one if it wasn't already."


16. "SL... What the hell?"


17. "Once you have the program written and fit for 
human consumption..."


18. (hiding the cursor) "You can make a game of it, 
find the cursor. Miss step and you hit a land mine. 
No... too much like real life."


19. "Let's hope the unemployment rate doesn't get 
to 100% because then everyone won't be working... 
or they're all civil servants."


20. "By the time 2050 comes around it'll cost about 
half a million dollars for a Neon."


21. "I might have that schedule on my wall somewhere 
but I don't usually go around carrying my wall with 
me. Now if it was drywall..."


22. (multi-dimensional arrays) "...which library 
I want, which city I want, which country I want, 
which planet I want..."


23. "You don't learn this by osmosis. Your skull 
is about 3/4 inches thick. Kind of hard for osmosis 
to work but you have these holes in the front and 
sides of your skull which are supposed to let data 
in. Try using them more often."


24. "Enough of government knocking, they do a good 
enough job on themselves."


25. "Oops, I left off a semi-colon. We're going to 
have to keel hall the Aurora."


26. "The Matrix had good effects, bad story. I kept 
expecting a speeding bus to come out of no where."


27. "I'm not going to use the word unpredictable 
although I already did."


28. (coding in assembly) "Pretend that every time 
you make an error you erase the hard drive. Saving 
your data first won't do much good then."


29. "Tandy was a leather company originally... I 
wonder if they ever made a leather computer?"


30. "We can break the byte into two nibbles. Yes, 
I believe nibbles is the correct terminology here."


31. "You don't want to turn that bit on (blinking 
bit) especially if some guy has to mark 35 of these. 
He'll go home with some kind of optical seizure, 
cursing students at 140 miles per hour. Watch out 
for that guy."


32. "Computers don't have 10 fingers like us... they 
have one finger which can fold and unfold. I'm not 
trying to make any kind of gesture to you here." 


33. "You can move anything anywhere in assembly language. 
Well I mean bytes of data, you can't move a piano 
up to the third floor. Unless it's a piano in a little 
video in your program."


34. "It's a habit you have to get into... because 
if you don't get into it your going to be getting 
into something else --- kah kah."


35. "There's probably some Floydian reason for why 
I said that but hopefully we'll never find out."


36. "I didn't make up the rules, I was only following 
orders."


37. "Intel blessed us with that one." (flipping bytes 
and words when moving data in assembly)


38. "Oh... Rats!"


39. (stacks) "Don't try to pop something before you 
push it... sounds like some kind of drug deal going 
on."


40. "Everythings in here... my Mother-In-Law's address 
is right here on page 498." (The Revolutionary Guide 
to Assembly Language)


41. "We're going to be talking in HEX now. Well, 
English but HEX numbers. I wonder if there is a HEX 
language... 'Hello, I'm from Hexagonia'."


42. "There's some reason for consternation back there? 
If not I can give you one."


43. "Windows is the whipped cream on top of the horse manure which is DOS."